Dads on Fire 11: Halloween Horror!
October 29, 2007
Halloween safety. Dads throwing kids over fences. 2004 Thomas Fogarty Skyline. Monster Mash. I Wanna Rock & Roll. Warewolf in London. Hells Bells. Listener emails. TWiP Notes. Halloween Horror Stories. Oranges injected with tabasco sauce.
Wank dressed as Jesus. Todd was dressed as a biker. Read more
It sucks
October 28, 2007
And in today’s search results
October 26, 2007
We’re not afraid to admit it - sometimes the search terms that find Dads on Fire might just be funnier than Dads on Fire. Today, we have some definitive winners. Whomever you are - thanks for finding Dads on Fire with:
- Jonathan Wank
- Play with my wank
- Penis falls out
All of these searches, no doubt, were done in search of information about Wank.
More recalls…so, that’s it
October 25, 2007
On the news that Fisher-Price has recalled still more toys - I have no choice. No more f***ing toys for the kid. Tough luck sport. Suddenly, eating dirt seems like a pretty good idea. Seems the kid(s) had it right all along.
And your name is?
October 25, 2007
Wank and I share something in common - besides a love for long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and cuddling in front of a roaring fire. (What? No. Not with each other - with our wives! Geez, people.) What we share in common is that neither of our wives “took” our last names. In Wank’s case, you might think, “Well, duh!” But in my case, my wife is so identified by her last name - I didn’t even want her to change it.
So, why the hell is it such HUGE news that since marrying basketball star, Tony Parker, Eva Longoria will now be known as Eva Longoria Parker? I’m as much a pop-culture, star-effer as anyone, but this is not news, people. Hell, I don’t actually think she’s all that hot.
Seriously, Who Starts These Rumors?
October 24, 2007
From E! Online:
“Parents can breathe a sigh of relief. A Sesame Street spokesperson has denied reports that Britney Spears will appear on the kiddie show to perform a cleaned-up version of “Toxic,” backed by Oscar the Grouch. “There are no plans to have Britney on the show. We are not even in production right now,” the rep said.”
But the other point is “We are not even in production right now?” THAT’S the best reason you can come up with for not having Britney not being on the show? Really? Now, I have a few years of PR under my belt and I’m guessing it might have been more appropriate for the rep to say, “Britney Spears? On Sesame Street? The woman who lost her kids to Kevin Freaking Federline? Really? Are you smoking the same smack she is?” That’s what I would have gone with.
Time to put on the mask!
October 23, 2007
Although we look like we’re wearing costumes in this picture - we’re not. Not yet, anyway. Next Monday, however, we’ll be all dressed up. It’s time to talk Halloween. We’re looking to have a police officer on the show to regale us with horror stories of kids gone terribly wrong! Read more
Dads on Fire 10: Super Dad
October 22, 2007
Shirtless hot firefighter. Super Dad competition. Singing lullabies to kids. TWiP Notes. Galleron Zinfandel 2000. ABCs for Expectant DADS. Hannah Montana. Village People. The Carpenters. Gary Glitter. We Are the Champions.
In front of our largest live audience yet, we crowned our first-ever SUPER DAD! Firefighter Ned - yes the dude with his shirt off below - won. And, yes, he pretty much won by taking off his shirt. Even the dads were rooting for him. (In fact, some of the dads were rooting for him a little too hard, I think.) So, what did we learn? It’s just like in “Breakfast Club” with the geek, the jock, the loner, etc…We had the stay-at-home dad (musician), the firefighter (stud) and…well, Kevin. We learned that SUPER DAD comes in all shapes and sizes, but having a hot body helps exponentially.
Producer Melissa took the mic to deliver a rousing version of TWiP notes that will give SNL “Weekend Update” a run for its money. Next week is Halloween and while every other parenting podcast discusses how to safely trick or treat…we’ll have our own version of trick or treating that is not to be missed.
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Is This Guy Super Dad?
October 21, 2007
Find out on Monday night! Live, 7PM (Pacific). Listen or stop by Tam Cellars and see it all unfold.
Dad’s Best Friend
October 20, 2007
Can’t be Super Dad without a dog, can you? Happy Birthday, Harley…
