Matthew McConaughey Knocks Up G’Friend

Hunky stud Matthew McConaughey and his hottie girlfriend are expecting a future naked drum circle participant. His girlfriend, Camila Alvez, is three months preggers with the little bambino. I know it’s perhaps a little strange to think - “Wow, this kid is gonna be gorgeous,” but holy crap! Can you even imagine?

McConaughey is one of those dudes that is beloved by all. I imagine he’s gonna be a great dad. Like Tom Cruise? Can’t imagine he’s really all that great of a dad. Can’t imagine he’s too involved in anything other than spoon-feeding Scientology to Suri. McConaughey, though, will have his kid on motorcycle safaris from birth (and he/she will never wear deodorant).

I’m guessing this kid is gonna have some kind of trend setting name too.